What would you REALLY like to see Jonathan escape from?

Ok, besides the usual hands-bound scientific approach. What situation would you really like to see him try to get out of?

Personally I'd like to see him escape from a situation that is going to befall me soon: Going to a friend's wedding, where his very large and very strong Jewish Grandmother is going to inevitably grab a fistful of both of my cheeks, tell me how pretty I've gotten (while simultaneously squeezing my cheeks and making my face numb). She's going to be doing this multiple times that day (I know this because she's done it before.)

The stipulation is for a situation like this, there is no simple 'just don't show up' option. When you're the best... er... man... you have to show.

How would Jonathan escape something like that. Or even better.. how would he escape a speeding ticket? A drunken member of the opposite sex? In-laws?

We all have to laugh sometime. What dicey situation would you REALLY like to see him escape?

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Permalink Reply by James Jackson on July 8, 2009 at 10:48pm: Chained up in a huge bin of Dunkin Donuts and he has to eat his way out to escape before the sugary goodness melts all over!; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Bryanne on July 26, 2009 at 8:01pm: *Insert the MPAA 'This preview has been approved for all audiences'*
*Cue Ominous music... *
Movie guy announcer voice says 'One Man'...
Cut to JG's forehead, a bead of sweat running down off to the side a little...
Announcer Guy says 'Has a passion for escaping a lot of things....'
Cut to JG running....
Announcer Guy says 'But... Can he escape...'
Cut to JG's face.. a look of utter fear...
Announcer Guy says 'Fan Girls?
Cut to a picture of a bunch of chicks holding 'I Heart JG' and 'You can't escape me' signs, screaming and fainting ala the Beatles fangirls of back in the day
Cue the Announcer Guy once more...'Coming This Fall... Jonathan Goodwin *IS*.... The Escape Artist.....'; ▶ Reply to This